He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Its about making memories worth repressing
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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