dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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