just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Randomize
