We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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