Already got asked if we're dating
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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