that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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