The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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