Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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