Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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