i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
