She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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