is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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