i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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