let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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