I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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