Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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