Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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