I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
did you just send me my own nude
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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