This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I am one with the molecules
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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