I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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