fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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