at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm both gender and math confused
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