i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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