Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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