i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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