i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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