Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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