i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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