I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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