I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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