Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We need a shit load of segways right now
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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