return my video game
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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