don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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