My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Randomize
