you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
well most of my day revolves around power hour
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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