ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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