So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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