I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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