so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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