Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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