She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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