xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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