It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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