Will you blow on my dice?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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