I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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