marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
