Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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