Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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