Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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