You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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